Viimisen uskonnontunnin antia:
A Short guide to comparative religions
Taoism: Shit Happens
Confucianism: Confacius say, “Shit happens”
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough
Buddhism: Shit arises, shit passes away
Seventh day Adventists: No shit on Saturdays
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening
Hinduism: The shit happened before
Mormon: The shit is going to happen again
Islam: When the shit happens it is the will of Allah
Moonies: Only happy shit really happens
Stoicism: This shit is good for me
Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are BAD
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Rama, Rama
Judaism: Why does this shit happen to US
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time
Christian science: Shit is the manifestation of your thoughts
Atheism: I don’t believe this shit
Agnosticism: Is this shit for real
Existentialism: What is shit anyway
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit